dad

a nonexistent being

??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?

by god??? February 11, 2019

Dad-gazing

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.

I didn't have enough time to make my appointment because my father was busy dad-gazing.

by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

Dad

(V.) to create an environment for friends or family that makes you seem like a megacunt for bossing someone else around extremely

Your brother is cool and call, but if you dont stop smoking weed he is going to dad you and ruin the mood

by Mikexer March 3, 2017

bathroom dad

To make change and strive for what others could not in and out of the stall.

Damn, bro really be a bathroom dad outchea…

by ArtificialIntelligenceHere May 18, 2023

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

dales dad

A big nonce

Oi ur dads a nonce
It’s dales dad

by Youoyoyooyiy November 11, 2019