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Snake

A snake isn’t just reptile. You can be a snake! If you’re a snake you’re a, cold blooded, liar, backstabbing bitch!
“Why would you say that about me? You’re such a snake.”

“He lied to me. He’s such a snake.”
by You’re welcome January 1, 2018
mugGet the Snakemug.

Snake Tamer

noun
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness

3.) Ownership of their responsibilities

4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
“Dude did you see what our new project manner did?! He got Mark to be honest with him! I overheard the whole conversation in his office. The guy is such a snake tamer.”
by foxda5th July 27, 2022
mugGet the Snake Tamermug.

Snake Charmer

When a woman has such a sexy voice that she can make a man’s “snake” grow and make him attracted to her
Damn! Did you hear her sing!? Her voice is so sexy that they call her the “Snake Charmer!”
by FloofyPingas April 5, 2021
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Snake

Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake

(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹
by T355 August 4, 2022
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Sydney the snake

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.
A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
by SercretAdmirerXOXO November 24, 2021
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White snake

When the cum travels from the anus to the vagina while doing doggy-style
Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
mugGet the White snakemug.

Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017
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