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In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.
“Bro you coming into school today?”
Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023
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snake

GIRL:Aahh its a snake
BOY: EWWW
by ...its a secret... October 8, 2017
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
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albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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Dr. Snake

Dr. Snake is a world-renowned SHuSH Society Member. He is mysterious and is impossible to track down. Many people claimed to be him. One of the most notable is Ibrahim Ahmed, who in 2020 had the audacity to claim himself Dr. Snake. It later turned out that Ahmed was just an average snake. Dr. Snake is said to be the most powerful Shush Member and contains the location of the Silence-Sword - The only weapon powerful enough to pierce Grandmaster Snake's Skin.
Man 1: Hey! ARE YOU DR. SNAKE!?
Man 2: Shuuuuuuuuuush.
by Dr_morbidly.Obese February 2, 2021
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Sydney the snake

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.
A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
by SercretAdmirerXOXO November 24, 2021
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White snake

When the cum travels from the anus to the vagina while doing doggy-style
Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
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