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Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.
"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
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Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride
by belibopter June 12, 2023
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Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
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Meat riding

Kivuva
Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.
by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023
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large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."
by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012
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crevice riding

When you slide your finger slowly down a persons ass crack.
Ava was crevice riding Sam last night a got a little shit under her finger nail.
by justinher May 30, 2016
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ride em up

To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.
Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!

Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!
by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008
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