mexican pizza

a gang of mexican men shooting hot sticky ropes all over an italian woman (or man)

si senior, we all got together last and gave that mamacita a mexican pizza, it was gross

by cam56k August 25, 2025

Marinara Pizza

When hoe don't have the proper gear to make a suitable pizza so you as her to supplement with period blood YUM!

Marinara pizza: when little ceasers dick aint cuttin it, and you want some supplements. Hey, dick can you make me a marinera pizza?

Hims; yeah but you cool with period blood, it's iron enriched?
Dick:eww yuck gross

Hims: your lose, shows what you know about real porn

by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025

the pizzabowl trick

basically an irish witch lowers the microwave
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses

The witch completed her occults mission in Mesō and chose to do the pizza bowl trick, yet she was hoping to do the whole planet. She was pissed when she could only do her own dukies at home using the pizzabowl trick. She empty her butt scooter into the microwave and spread her majic far and wide in there. She nuked for 12 minutes and proceeded to eat, while that Kermit The Frog Guy Sings Her the song Beautiful World. 'Hun, so its not ending?' Witch. Husband ~ 'Nope but the gents are here to watch football and I forgot to tell you that. Can myself und bro SawYems we hope go to Toms or Bills indefinitely?' Und as she sqawled und she wallowed at her munch tallowed, she though not Aw though.

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

Christmas Pizza

When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.

Usage: “I said ‘sexy holiday vibe,’ not ‘Christmas Pizza,’ James.”

by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025

supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.

Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."

by iagothello March 11, 2011

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011

lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)

After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.

by Mr Professor October 26, 2013