Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels

This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom

by lordvoldemort87 November 11, 2013

beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

Matti Beats

He is a very great producer

420

Matti beats is a great producer

by mattirg January 15, 2020

Beat

Not cool, whack

This night is beat

by Fratstar1917 June 26, 2016

Beat

Much like "vibe" but only cooler, sophisticated, hip people say it.

Eyy Emily, nice chapstick, it's definitely on beat.

Carson, your heelys are the beat

by CrownLady December 9, 2019

Beat

A very prude or ugly person. A loser with no friends and who people should stay away from

Don't man, she is so Beat

by hartferd August 9, 2010

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019