David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...

Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen

by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023

David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know

Why are you David hogan

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.

Damn don’t be like Ariana David.

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018

david

david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful

“you talk to david ???? run.”

“yeah i should”

by anti david’s October 3, 2021

David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl

Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

Davide Urbisci

Of course someone is gonna search me up...

Just Davide Urbisci being himself

by TheRealDavideUrbisci February 4, 2018