Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie November 01, 2023

straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.

I just smoked a straight mojo

by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 01, 2012

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 29, 2017

Straight nipple

When one of a persons nipple is always errect

Ronnie has a bad case of straight nipple.

by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019

straight freaked

incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.

chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'

eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.

by eli jackson August 22, 2007