cuts the meat

Having the sex

"I cuts the meat!"

by freddyfatso October 9, 2008

Hulk Meat

Large quantities of muscle. Usually in the chest and arms. You call someone's muscle hulk meat if they have a lot of <upper body strength>.

The term usually refers to the incredible hulk but in some cases it has been used to refer to hulk hogan.

StrongMan: You <checking out> my <Hulk Meat> girl?

Girl: No , you're full of your self

by alpha mike foxtrot February 29, 2012

Meat-Thursday

Every Thursday, meat lovers come together to cram themselves with as much meat as physically possible. Typically eating shit loads of Italian BMT's from Subway, Sausage Rolls and anything which is probably not that good for you but gives you a warm feeling inside.

Person 1 "Dude, are you taking part in Meat-Thursday this week?".
Person 2 "Hell yeah! I just love that meat in my mouth!".

by SnugglesWorth & Co. October 21, 2010

Smoke Meat

When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

cow meat

Someone who has an unnaturally large penis.

Girl 1: Did you eat his cow meat?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm a vegetarian.

by soundbounder June 16, 2008

meat lover

A disgusting roast beef who will do anything for hard meat.

Nikki could not stop trying to get laid by Brad the hard meat holder, she's such a meat lover.

by I-C-MEAT February 4, 2010