the stars have aligned

For something lucky or very unlikely to happen.

"That new song we made has hit one million streams!"
"Oh how the stars have aligned!"

by theostarguyyy August 2, 2024

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth

Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.

by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

Imma let you have it

Your quitting or you letting the other person have the situation

Trevon imma let you have it cause I’m not finna argue with you

by Kadikaba April 22, 2024

Let everybody that have ReLbJrALooD praise gomightyBJis

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I invented and made and created ReLbJrALood and AKFRUBEILS.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙. SO LET EVERYBODY THAT HAVE RELBJRALOOD PRAISE GOMIGHTYBJIS 🙌🙏. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 6, 2021