you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

by ZΣPH Ψ April 23, 2023

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

by Handle100 August 11, 2023

are you from the south

a question you are asked in NYC after asking for mustard on a hamburger

"Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, Ketchup, Mustard"

"Mustard. Hmmm. Are you from the south?"

by spilling May 25, 2023

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 03, 2019

Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Baron from Starbound

Gigachad

person 1 - Baron from Starbound (hit pc game released on July 22, 2016)
person 2 - 😔 *starts playing "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me the Horizon on a medieval flute*

by starving crazed weasel April 04, 2023

from the bruzz to the chuzz

This is what happens after you get touched by 10 big black men in skibidi toilet costumes that fanum tax your penis until its just a stump

"merry christmas from the bruzz to the chuzz"

by big black hairy balls December 28, 2024