dirty monroe

When a woman has more game than any man you’ve ever met and you get played like a bitch like you was about to play her

“I really liked her but she pulled a dirty monroe”

by Monroeroe June 6, 2019

Making Dirty

To have sexual intercourse

Me: Let's make dirty
Girlfriend: Okay! :3

Me: I like making dirty!
Buddy: Me too 😏

by kingofnull November 6, 2018

Dirty Omelete

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

Dirty Kleenex

A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.

"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."

by microjimmy March 27, 2015

Dirty Phillips

When a person wipes their arse and their finger goes through the toilet paper

Omg he's just done a dirty Phillips

by Jrp January 22, 2015

Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021

Dirty Candice

Dirty Candice- The burn you receive during electrical bdsm play that you then have to pass off as a sunburn.

I had to wear a tank top to let my Dirty Candice breathe and everyone asked how I got sunburned in December.

by Candycanes June 3, 2021