When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David
by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025
Get the Davidmug. The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry
by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai trovare. Il suo passato da stronzo lo ha portato a non mostrare i suoi sentimenti ma se trova una persona di cui si fida ciecamente potrebbe raccontargli quello che ha passato. Vuole mostrarsi forte davanti agli altri ma se troverà una persona che lo ama per davvero con tutto il suo cuore allora diventerà un vero amore. Davide ha molti amici e si diverte, vive la vitae se ha un obbiettivo lo raggiunge. E' testardo e non ha paura di dire in faccia quello che pensa. Se trova la persona giusta farebbe di tutto per lei/lui.
by i'madreamer November 22, 2021
Get the davidemug. David has a big dick
by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022
Get the Davidmug. a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
Get the joshua david evansmug. A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.
by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
Get the Davidmug.