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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.
"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."
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Coil's Law

Coil's Law states that within the bound of an internet argument, any individual who insults the intelligence of another is more likely than not to commit a spelling or grammatical error in doing so.

Eg. "Wow your so dumb"

"What a dum coment"
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law 543

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face
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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Murphy’s law

The law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
i keep getting epic wins, but when i actually start recording, i get no good clips, at all. must be murphy’s law.
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half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.
My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.
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