American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

American Pancake

A mashed up mass of middleschooler bodies in the shape of a pancake, covered in nacho cheese and eaten on a giant bun.

Bro, I turned that middleschool into an American Pancake!

by Harkenon2 October 27, 2021

thick american accent

Something Ken doesn't know

Karen said "hello" in a thick american accent to Ken. Ken did not understand.

by WsdWpb September 6, 2021

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.

My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

American Cheese

1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.
2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese

1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE.

2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.

by Sea person July 19, 2021