The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?
Man 2: You executed her?
Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
Man 2: You executed her?
Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022
Get the Ride the Lightningmug. I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
Get the Ride it like a cow girl >:)mug. Driving around the rez with a car full of your no good cousins, with no license. Not even a family license. Usually done as a pre-teen before you could see over the dashboard.
"Jaaayz, that no goot nephew of mine just got stopped rez riding, now he has to pay a fine. Doesn't even have a license that guy."
by Turtle Dee March 23, 2022
Get the Rez ridingmug. Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.
by anonymous June 30, 2025
Get the Riding the Water Ponymug. A sexual act in which a woman rides her partners back to stimulate the clitoris on partners prominent spine.
by CrackedJudgement June 15, 2025
Get the Horsey Ridemug. To suffer from explosive diarrhea.
Dude, those hot dogs must have been bad. I had one yesterday and today I've had to ride the rocket twice.
by Charles U. Farley II July 27, 2009
Get the ride the rocketmug. When a female sits on a Males cock and goes up &down and the cock goes in &out of the pussy TRY IT ITS NICE!
by Jay_gotdrip April 12, 2020
Get the Riding itmug.