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Urban Dictionary

A website to waste time on. ;_;
David: "Dude, instead of studying tonight, we should just surf the Urban Dictionary for random words."
Kyle: "Why?"
David: "Because it is funny to read random definitions of words! Haha."
Kyle: "..?"
by I Want A Divorce February 27, 2020
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The worst dictionary in the entire universe which talks about no logical stuff that a person with common sense knows and ends lives, full stop.
Eww, what brand is this dictionary? Oh, this is urban dictionary!
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.
Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.
by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

A website where sad incels search up their own name to feel better about themselves.
"There's (generic name)! They look like they touch children, bet they search up their own name on Urban Dictionary."
by Josh (Very funny) November 30, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
by Trumpium March 17, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

“I’m gonna go to Urban Dictionary
by Bludaku June 10, 2020
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by Iegaohwvre November 23, 2019
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