Keep'n it toight

The act of (while in a masturbational trance) cupping the balls, and with the heel of the palm, pulling the skin at the base of the shaft downward to tighten the skin around the tip of the penis.

Will I get arrested for keep'n it toight in this very public park

by Weirdly-spaced-eyes February 13, 2025

Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

India is toiletless

Although India does have almost 100% toilet coverage, most aren't clean, and many Indians will still prefer to poop anywhere outside and some even worship them instead of use them. This means the sentence is still usable somehow.

Fun Fact: Don't use this sentence on Reddit, people will downvote, ban, or report you for racism despite the fact.

Comment : India is toiletless.
*Few minutes later*
Reddit message : You're permanently banned from r/(interesting) for hate speech.
That commenter : It's just the mods who can't stand with this fact and call it hate speech. India needs cleaners to clean public toilets and convince all people to use them to prove this fact wrong.

by Shiine-1 May 10, 2025

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

i love skibidi toilet

did you know that if you wake up at 3am and go to the kitchen and scream, "I LOVE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!", 1000 times, a mysterious figure called "ur mom" will absolutely beat the shit out of you

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by average zackdfilms be like November 9, 2025

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019