meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

burnt meat

objects of sexual interest who have dark skin (eg. Indians)
Often used dismissively

John: Get a good slut at the bar last night?
Don: Almost, stuck it out til closing & took home some crackhead burnt meat.
John: Smoookinnnnn!
Don: You know it! I'm worried, though -- I'm already feeling the itch. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2011

Meat puppet

The human form taken by the (spirit).
(Consciousness) inhabits the " meat puppet" untill physical (death)and then moves on

I am a meat puppet on a small planet hurtling through the (cosmos).

by Deepglue November 18, 2016

cuts the meat

Having the sex

"I cuts the meat!"

by freddyfatso October 9, 2008

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

meat lover

A disgusting roast beef who will do anything for hard meat.

Nikki could not stop trying to get laid by Brad the hard meat holder, she's such a meat lover.

by I-C-MEAT February 4, 2010

cow meat

Someone who has an unnaturally large penis.

Girl 1: Did you eat his cow meat?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm a vegetarian.

by soundbounder June 16, 2008