meat spike

Another term for a mans cock

Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike

by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

Meat whistle

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018

Meat-Thursday

Every Thursday, meat lovers come together to cram themselves with as much meat as physically possible. Typically eating shit loads of Italian BMT's from Subway, Sausage Rolls and anything which is probably not that good for you but gives you a warm feeling inside.

Person 1 "Dude, are you taking part in Meat-Thursday this week?".
Person 2 "Hell yeah! I just love that meat in my mouth!".

by SnugglesWorth & Co. October 21, 2010

Smoke Meat

When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

meat lover

A disgusting roast beef who will do anything for hard meat.

Nikki could not stop trying to get laid by Brad the hard meat holder, she's such a meat lover.

by I-C-MEAT February 4, 2010

cow meat

Someone who has an unnaturally large penis.

Girl 1: Did you eat his cow meat?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm a vegetarian.

by soundbounder June 16, 2008