two hairs past a freckle

is another term used when someone asks what time is it and other preson does not have a cell phone or watch

hey what time is it? it two hairs past a freckle.

by anayguy July 20, 2011

one if by land two if by sea

inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"

I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week

by Judan696969 May 21, 2022

zero reasons two live

when you cant say how all the reasons to life so you say this

i have zero reasons two live

by miata real October 28, 2020

The two tree principal principal

Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.

Hay man The two tree principal principal just explains us perfectly.

by Witch man July 18, 2022

Two Fisted Love Punch

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.

I knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate Two Fisted Love Punch.

by TheAmsterdam5 February 7, 2017

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.

I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.

by ddddunit December 28, 2005