Weak tea

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.

Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”

by Sneakycat June 2, 2023

Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*

"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"

by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021

Peach tea

urina

Take a bucket of piss and call it peach tea.

by hameson7 September 18, 2022

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

No cap all tea

Means real talk or no lie all facts. Just a quick way of being real. Populated by streamers and tik tokers such as; yamcha the great, jm, thefyp, dani chon, et al.

No cap all tea your girl ugly.

All tea no cap that car is dope.

No cap all tea I saw them at the store rob everyone, but I hit the 69 and called the boys.

by Ken Safety December 31, 2019

Clocking tea

Exposing the embarrassing truth on somebody’s fraudulent action or behavior while they’re trying to hide it . You will most likely witness the clocking of somebody tea on social media platforms .

Andrea was clocking tea by letting everybody know what goes on behind closed doors of Rachelle’s SEX life!

by Spraek August 14, 2025