Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
by RamoonAdoo October 29, 2017
by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019
chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
by eli jackson August 22, 2007
When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)
by Scut Farkiss February 24, 2018
by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019
Fat guy gets served by straight marine
by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019
A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.
by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021