gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.

“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”

by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021

terrible situación

What happened when a dog went loose at the urbanización la Paz, where the Venezuelan authorities should put a fence at the border of the sidewalk to prevent kids from falling into the water. Johnny was called during the incident to see if he could solve things out. It remains unclear who let the dog out. The dang neighbors knew that the dog escaped, but they never did anything to solve the situation, but rather just called to inform about the missing dog.

-Did you let the dog out?
-No! I even closed the gates but realized it wasn't fully closed so I checked again.

Terrible situación

by raveledo December 20, 2021

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

rim sitter

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.

Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!

by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022

jochim sithong

A term to define a little annoying child or someone whom is bothering you.

Mom: John go do the dishes.
John: NO! I've done them twice this week.
Mom: don't be a jochim sithong

by Glorious solitary lad April 10, 2022

Lemy.site

Lemy.site is a food blogging site.

www.lemy.site

by ooscarjames April 24, 2022

addverse situation

A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.

In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"

by QuacksO May 12, 2022