When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
Get the Francis and a Bmore straight jacketmug. by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024
Get the Team straight 👇mug. by James Benito March 11, 2018
Get the Straight Shiftmug. Nolan: You did not get that girl's number
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro
Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro
Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed
by Julietsos November 15, 2019
Get the Straight upmug. This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
Get the Midtown “Straight”mug. What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
Get the Kentucky Straightmug. Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug.