Car

The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019

Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024

Car camper

Camping only in places that are accessible by car; often in a cabin (with a shower and a real bathroom). A person who camps without roughing it; requires more than the bare necessities; sleeps in a car rather than a tent. Someone who is prissy about camping.

He is a car camper, not the kind of person you would see at Woodstock or in 'Man vs. Wild.

by Partner858 July 19, 2010

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013

Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.

"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"

by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010

Crimson Car Club

a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"

"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."

by jt_289 February 22, 2021

two-car-party

A party , usually a family party, where the male host requests that the guys bring two cars so their significant others can leave with the kids, and the guys can stay and get shitfaced and shit.

Sully had a two-car-party for his boy last weekend.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.

by Jefe32 April 10, 2008