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Person -2

satan in the urbandictionary universe. he speaks latin for some reason
Person -1: oh shit hide me
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no
by humanoidian December 3, 2025
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Person π

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or semi-irrational
Person i: I am back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words extremely stupid and dumb!
Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently
Person e :2.718281828459045…
by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024
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Person i

He was Person -1 before. The evil guy of the imaginary planet. Once in a eon, Person i and Person 32 will battle.
The planet is dark, a little wind blows, just a single shabby house in a middle of a great nowhere.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
by The person creator October 9, 2025
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personal problem

a problem that you can fix by yourself :)
Person A: “bro i just spilled ketchup on my shirt”
Person B: “personal problem :|”
by samr4t April 11, 2021
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wikipedia person

A person that acts like Wikipedia aka a know it all
by Kk1212 November 3, 2013
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