Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
Get the Ninja Constrictorsmug. "dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"
"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
by fairybelled October 24, 2020
Get the va-ninjamug. A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
Get the Wax ninjamug. Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
by Alyssa December 5, 2004
Get the Ninja Sheriff Treemimug. by cat-daddy June 9, 2025
Get the ninja creamimug.