happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.

Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.

by amoneybitch December 9, 2008

Pooh mustache

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.

Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.

by JYW1 January 4, 2011

taziki mustache

a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.

a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!

by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010

Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

by mavt10 June 9, 2011

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012