jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers

I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.

by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021

Jake

A hippie, bi, guru, cunt

Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!

by JG2004 February 27, 2020

Sam and Jake

Coldest duo on earth

Sam and Jake are so fit

by nuxxi February 23, 2023

Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.

I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy

by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010

jake paul

the defenition of {twat} he is the lowest scum on earth

friend : i watch jake paul

everyone in a 20 mile radius burn the witch

by SZN JarJar June 28, 2020

Jake

Jake is shy when you first meet him. He is very attractive and has a very nice smile. Jake is protective of his Friends,family and more. Jake is very athletic,and enjoys almost all sports. He is funny,and has a cute personality. He’s a great guy friend for the girls,and will do regular things with the guys. Most girls like him for his amazing personality,and looks.

person 1 ;Oh,who’s that cute boy?
person 2 ; that’s a jake!

by madennames April 25, 2019

Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021