Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

After-Beat

The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.

After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

drum beat

The porn hub theme song

I got real excited when I heard the drum beat!

by Fuzzyboy_123 May 27, 2024

Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk September 21, 2016

Beat a gamer month.

Beat a gamer month is a month for furries who are sick of getting the shit kicked out of them. On any day of this month at any hour, minute or second, people can beat up any gamer they want and they cannot fight back.

Gamer: Hey furfag! It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO

by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

beat the block down

When you and a lady are going at it all night

We went back to her place after the movie and I beat the block down

by knightbreather April 10, 2023