johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Grippy Sock Gang

A group of people who have been to a "Grippy Sock Prison," on a "Grippy Sock Vacation," or been a patient in a psych ward. Typically meant as a joke to lighten up an otherwise dark time.

"He's checking into the psych ward tonight after work."
"He's joining the Grippy Sock Gang!"

by Mother of All Things June 6, 2025

Sock

They smell bootifull

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Gucci to the socks

When someone makes sure to put cannabis all the way down the zoot as opposed to putting a small amount of tobacco near the roach (aka “a baccy stop”).

Person 1: “did you put a baccy stop in this spliff g?”
Person 2: “nah man it’s Gucci to the socks”

by Yungskunk September 24, 2021

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.

"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"

by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019

sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples

Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam

by Poopflinger January 14, 2015