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Pin Pants

When someone hates you, they just want to put pins in your pants.
"Hey, Pin Pants! " said Steve
by howiseverythingtakenonurbanDic December 8, 2022
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pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.
My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.
by twiddles888 March 30, 2021
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pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)
Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
by jawbone February 7, 2010
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pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.
I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.
by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020
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Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.
Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.
by jondich July 4, 2020
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Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
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PooPy pants CEO

by PooPy pants CEO's enemy September 17, 2021
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