Going to greggs

Smashing pasty repetitively until your penis is worn out

"Would you smash her pasty?"
"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"

Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

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Going Tarzan

The use of a ShamWow as underwear to eliminate the need for unnecessary stops on long road trips.

Jane: Yo John, you need me to pick up some Depends for your drive to San Diego this weekend?

John: Nope. I got an XL ShamWow and I'm Going Tarzan.

by j*hova December 26, 2009

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going red

Becoming a communist.

Hey man, fuck this capitalist shit, I'm going red.

by courtnevort December 29, 2010

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Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions

I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes

by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008

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Pokemon Go!

As many of you know, Pokemon Go was released to the public not too long ago. This illness has had devastating affects on citizens, such as, walking around aimlessly like a demented zombie, disconnection from any contact whatsoever, and worse of all, looking like a total douche bag loser who should get a job at the grocery store instead of chasing around little fucking creatures that aren't actually there for a moments satisfaction. Please, if you know anybody who's fallen sick from this illness, do the humane thing, and put them down immediately.( As painful as possible)

" pokemon Go! is a gps accept with little creatures running around and nintendo's name on it, kinda like normal gps in japan"

by Jxt2002 July 31, 2016

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