Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

Carminger Doctrine

Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.

Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine

The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.

I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine

by RustGirl October 27, 2023

11th Doctor

Arguably the corniest doctor also debated as the 12th since the 10th debated 2 times. Played by Matt Smith in one of the best sci-fi series DOCTOR WHO!!

random guy 1: Hey bro have you seen the corny 11th doctor scenes?

random guy 2: nah bro your on crack

by Doctor who fan number 1 January 14, 2024

frog docking

The act of one frog docking with another frog. Doesn't have to be of the same species.

A bullfrog and a tree frog were seen frog docking.

by KermitsKeen August 5, 2024

A Doctor

I never said anything about Tik Tok doing anything.

Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD by a doctor. I don't think ANYONE is actually saying that. I think you're making shit up to de-legitimize the things I've said. I was diagnosed when I was 13. In my early-mid 20s I went to a doctor name Dr. Adawale Gadebo at the Prevea under the overpass where he (unprompted and unrelated to my check up) offer to renew my prescription. I declined at the time but a few years later I started buying Adderall from one of the guys my roommate and realized that was a mistake. I also didn't say anyone gave me schizophrenia either.

I said the day my parents ex-employee showed up (Jeremy Horn) and began to work with me at Wendy's... Weaponized schizophrenia is just a term I coined to describe what's happening. Everyone around me began treating me differently. They began to make references to the things I had done or said in the past. Things I was doing outside of work (sometimes the day after I did or said the thing). Soon after, people I didn't even know were doing it. If I found a place were it wasn't happening, someone new would show up. They would start doing it. People who were perfectly friendly with me BEFORE would stop talking to me. The fact that I don't know these people suggests an online component. I got to the retard sex cult and even the retard who supposedly didn't have a phone was doing it. So I started doing this. Then he began to reference my UD posts. 7 years later and here we are. There ARE reasons to murder your kids. And this is one of them. If I have to grab a little girl and carve my decree into her corpse, I will do it with a smile on my face. And you're trying to use my willingness to vocalize this as evidence of some sort of disfunction of the mind but I literally created A.I. Your mind doesn't function better than mine does."

A doctor "BuT yOu DiDn'T gEt PaId FoR iT!"

Hym "But I will. And you'll address this or you kids will die. The dead-man switch is armed. I'm not going to EVER let it go."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Pocket Docking

Pocket docking is the act similar to docking in a sexual context.

The “Pocket” variation is when one of the persons involved in the docking has transitioned from male to female. As they once had a penis and now have a vagina, creating a “pocket” (crude term for vagina).

Ben and John wanted to try Pocket Docking after the success of Ben’s transition surgery.

by Tonnesofanarchy388 April 12, 2024

Borrellian Doctrine

A doctrine in which the world has been slitted into Garden and amazon jungle/zoo.In this doctrine europe/US represents the Garden of the planet and the rest of the world are classified as uncivil , poor disorderly jungle.

I am sure from his speech and type of borrellian doctrine he has already classified us among the poorest and uneducated members of his group.lets go find another candidate.

by TourageKnight May 2, 2024