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Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.
"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"
by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017
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L-Day

The date on which marijuana was legalized.
In Canada we celebrate L-Day, every October 17th.
by penisandtits558535 October 21, 2018
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Reverse day

Reverse day is a day of the week that occurs every Monday and which is called “Reverse Monday” and was confirmed on March 28 2006
by Thenameisjeff17530 January 28, 2019
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Hump day

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day
Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.
by LOL110 February 18, 2019
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BP DAY

Booty patrol day

normally held on any day when thick booty is present
by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018
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Slap Day

Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.
small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*
by a total e-girl November 13, 2019
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Day Zero

Day Zero /dā/zēˌrō/
The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.
On my Day Zero I will buy a sailboat, get back at my ex, have the party of the century, and change the world .
by Dr Neurohacker November 25, 2019
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