by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022

David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.
by Sigmund from oceania December 2, 2024

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
by davidbond December 20, 2021

David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.
by AsianEgg101 October 19, 2019
