elephant cream

When semen is so thick that people usually refer to it as elephant cream

“Is it thick?”
“Oh yea, it’s like elephant cream,”

by Dyslexic.com March 25, 2022

bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

by thomouse July 19, 2008

Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.

I've been custard creaming girls 24/7

by Sissoko July 28, 2019

Cream wash

For a Woman’s secretions to thicken into cream and spread on one’s penis or fingers upon insertion

I’ve had a bad day, when you can take some time to cream wash me

by TaiChee March 19, 2024

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 08, 2021

birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances

Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.

by The Formuoli December 15, 2015

The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.

I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately

by Lucky#Selm September 21, 2022