Bookkeeper

A slang term for a person that does not need to work and doesn't have a job.
Bookkeeping = do sweet f-all

What are you doing today? I'm a bookkeeper, so I'm going to do some bookkeeping.

by Bud Dadude January 6, 2024

bookworm

Bookworm is a person who reads books just for fun cuz they have no other work. They just read them once be done with with and later say "Oooooooh your talking about that book. what was it about again?"

A bookworm is a normal type of person

by Book Dragon no 1 January 15, 2024

Bookie

Someone who messed up a few times in the past but really wants things to work out and their just a all around 10

Sorry bookie

by Sorryfr! January 22, 2024

Booker

An individual who is incredibly odd or as some might say... booky

That girl is an absolute Booker

by FlipsTuesday January 25, 2024

Bookdragon

A person who goes beyond being a Bookworm with their monumentally large collection of books. They hoard novels and paperbacks alike; consuming them and discarding their spent bodies to an ever growing pile/shelf of coveted papers; often ferociously defending them from being taken away by those who do not understand the importance of retaining proof of how well read the Bookdragon is...

"Can we give this book to charity? You must have at least 3 on the go and you've not touched this shelf in years"
"No you may not! I need that one to compete my collection of first person 18th Century inspired Faerie Romance Novels!"
"Quit being such a Bookworm, Sandra"
"I am no Bookworm. I am a BOOKDRAGON!"

by PvtJops January 26, 2024

Bookographist

One who has read multiple literature in their lifespan must havest a new adjective to know thy count said literature.

- In layman's terms -

You read book and thats the count of it.

Joe: Yo I read metamorphosis by Franz Kafka and No longer Human by Osamu Dazai
Bro: Damn... You must have a fascinating bookography then friend.
Bro Again: I would love to here the rest of your bookography that makes me wanna be a bookographist.

by ankilinator February 5, 2024

bookey baby

To be of booke; primarily used to explain the act of being nefarious

“OMG Tyler’s such a bookey baby”

by bookeyman November 13, 2023