PvtJops's definitions

Bookdragon

A person who goes beyond being a Bookworm with their monumentally large collection of books. They hoard novels and paperbacks alike; consuming them and discarding their spent bodies to an ever growing pile/shelf of coveted papers; often ferociously defending them from being taken away by those who do not understand the importance of retaining proof of how well read the Bookdragon is...

"Can we give this book to charity? You must have at least 3 on the go and you've not touched this shelf in years"
"No you may not! I need that one to compete my collection of first person 18th Century inspired Faerie Romance Novels!"
"Quit being such a Bookworm, Sandra"
"I am no Bookworm. I am a BOOKDRAGON!"

by PvtJops January 26, 2024