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Best by bitch

The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.
"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
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second bestness

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.
"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."
by mimbijones April 7, 2023
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National Boy Best friend Day

The day that you spend with your boy bestfriend and celebrate the time you’ve been together and share great memories and funny ones and have a good laugh
Stranger: What day is it?
Bestfriend 1: didn’t you hear?
Stranger: no..?
Bestfriend 1: Well... ITS NATIONAL BOY BEST FRIEND DAY!!! You should go celebrate
by National Boy Bestfriend Day December 1, 2019
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Best New Gen Antagonist

by goatcodesasuke1 September 1, 2021
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Guy Best friend

A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl bestie: guy bestie ur the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
by A Clarinet ..... November 17, 2020
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Best of Luck!

When you are let go from a job, just look your boss in the eye and say, "Best of luck!" This is synonymous with "Go Fuck Yourself", but it is a much classier way of saying it.
Brian was downsized from his job - when meeting with his boss and getting the news of his termination, Brian looked Mike in the eye and said, Best of Luck! He then got up and left the meeting with his head held high!
by Mr413 July 3, 2025
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Best ATC

Alexander Kokhov is the best atc in XT
The best atc participated in the event last night. Made the impossible happend.
by Alex212124231 November 28, 2024
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