baby storm

A baby storm is the male version of a baby shower. It is held so that single male friends can participate in the baby experience. Contrary to a baby shower, no gifts are given, rather the event should highlight that the father has thrown his life away and will be changing diapers and cleaning vomit while his friends will be living it up at fancy restaurants with hot chicks and casual sex. As such, every effort should be made to incorporate those lost vices into the storm.

We are going out for a steak dinner before we hit the club tonight for Jimmy's baby storm. We will end the night with at some strip club or with some hookers

by sanhedrin July 27, 2010

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baby faff

A cleany kept, shaven or waxed vagina; mirroring that of a prepubescent little girl.

I shaved earlier; check out my baby faff

by babyfafflover May 23, 2007

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baby-eater

1.Big, butch girls who would just as soon eat a baby for lunch

2. Mike Roberto

Yo, shes def a baby-eater

by Renegade December 6, 2004

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baby talk

1. The cutesy gibberish uttered by:

a. Babies.

b. Adults talking to babies and pet animals.

2. The genesis of ebonics.

Some peeps' verbal skills are retarded because their families only talk baby talk to them. They never hear a complete sentence until they enter preschool.

Who knows what baby talk does to the minds of dumb animals?

by Downstrike May 24, 2005

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