a metal water bottle

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024

sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024

Jimmy urine pee bottle

When jimmy urine peed in a bottle drank it and let steve righ also drink it!

“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”

by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024

Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025