Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Body in a Blazer

Male version of “butter face”

man: “that girls got a butter face.”
girl: “well sir you are just a body in a blazer.”

by taitepanton June 6, 2022

bloody ice cream

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.

“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”

by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022

bloody quill

When you put a writing device down your urethra until it causes bleeding.

"Doctor, please, I was experimenting and I ended up with a bloody quill, please, help me."

by SocialJusticePaladin June 14, 2022

Bloody nose

You have the Vecna’s curse.
Once you hear the clock you better start playing your favorite song.

Definition : vecna puts the curse on his victim where they see a clock, get headaches, bloody noses, nightmares and once they re live there worst memories he kills you

by anonymous June 18, 2022

bodyhorroric

A person whose gender identity is defined with feelings kin to body horror (disturbing alterations to the regular human body)

“I am bodyhorroric, I feel as if my body has alterations that seem unnatural and disturbing.”
“Oh, that makes sense!”

by Bonkiest Bonk June 24, 2022

Bloody Mason

Rotten tooth, gingivitis loogie cum shot in a shot glass.

Andrew took a Bloody Mason and now has covid.

by OlDirtyJews666 August 3, 2022