American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 08, 2021

American-Australian

Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.

Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian

American: Go back to your country thats not a thing

by DSRPHASWEIRD May 14, 2019

American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.

"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"

by Justin aka "Juice" August 01, 2008

American embassy

A Hard Rock Café in any country besides the United States

I’m so hungover, but all they have in Rome is pasta and wine. I’m gonna get a burger and a coke over at the American embassy.

by Hegel69 June 18, 2022

Americanic

American+iconic=americanic.Use for Stereotype related to Americans

Fat man with a shotgun?Do americanic

by Blitzm0 January 27, 2018

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 04, 2023

American dysphoria

American dysphoria- Hating being american, wanting more spice.

“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!

by wildanimaleater April 17, 2023