It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.

D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.

by shay dogg April 10, 2008

Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

straight

someone who pretends to be straight because they are either in denial or have homophobic friends or fam

nick blushed at Brian but still said "I'm straight"

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates human beings who identify as women.

I was approached by a straight-gay male today.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

straight world

The lifestyle of those who are white collar

Jimmy doesn't get high on the weekends since he finished college and started working in the straight world

by Nobuddy2Special February 18, 2022