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Zuckerwatte

"Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte." means "I am the cotton-candy pimp."

Chris Pretti is the "cotton-candy pimp."
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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Zucker Punch

/ verb/

The act of being reported by a Facebook user and banned from Facebook for violating the Community Standards with a post. Especially applicable when the Facebook Standards had not been violated WRT said post.
"Why TF am I banned!? I didn't even say anything that bad! I've seen a LOT worse on Facebook!"

"Dude, sounds like you got Zucker Punched. I wonder what thin-skinned mouth breather you pissed off?"
by dougesoul April 21, 2017
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Zucker punch

During intercourse you or your partner says their exes private information (like number, name, etc.)
Oh yeah man, I totally zucker punched my ex girlfriend!
by MattWithTwoTs June 14, 2019
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Zuckual Harassment

Term for what it is to beZucked”.
I feel so violated. I was have been Zuckually harassed. I am a victim of Zuckual harassment.
by Maga Irene December 8, 2020
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Zucker-punched

Getting suspended from Facebook for a post that doesn’t agree with their agenda.
Instead of saying “I got thrown in FaceBook jail” say “I got Zucker-punched”
by Brewmaster Jerry January 21, 2021
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Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
by geekmalone March 16, 2021
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Zuckulating

Zuckulating is for when you stub your toe and curse mark zuckerburg while sucking on your thumb.
Freddy decided he was going to be zuckulating at three in the morning.
by Souda May 9, 2021
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