yo mama's pussy

What I fuck the shit out of every single night.

You: Where's my mother, I haven't seen her at all today?

Your Friend: Last I heard, some dude was fucking yo mama's pussy somethin' fierce.

You: FUCKSAKE.

by M4MZ January 31, 2017

Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.

Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019

Yo mama day

It’s a day where the “yo mama” phrase will finally become a day and that day will be ok mother’s day

Ayy yo homie, today is yo mama day.

by CONCO December 3, 2020

Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.

I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!

by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021

yo mama dead

A meme that involves the death of your creator/mother

-I've got robux you don't, loser
-That's why yo mama dead

by Tulipsareass March 9, 2022

YO MAMA 69

The war cry of absolute meme lords.

To be said while dabbing, T-posing, going full-on unholy creature, or derping. Bonus points if you make this a war cry in Miitopia.

Charlie the 12 year old rager, while playing Minecraft: Khan, you fracking rear end! I’m gonna murder your guy so bad, you absolute mothefu-
Khan: YO MAMA 69!!!
Charlie: …Wtf?

by Twig 757 August 21, 2023

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024