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cock in waiting

Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend
Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place
by CJ72 December 16, 2009
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Writing Songs

Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.
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by ut00b October 14, 2008
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waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.
Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.
by Skiddle567 January 3, 2008
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Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.
Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line
by SpicyBlackKid May 7, 2020
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grant writing

working for hours for free to ask for free money; and usually denied the money anyways. If you don't then you get to do more hours of volunteer work.
wanna go out?
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it
by Jo No E June 15, 2012
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