winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter

yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)

by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017

winter kill

(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.

Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.

by Red Feather August 1, 2013

Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur

"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"

by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012

winter body

slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker

not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.

girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol

by diamond11 March 15, 2019

Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.

I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.

by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017

Big Winter

Texan slang for Minnesota.

We are driving straight up I-35 to visit my aunt and uncle in the Big Winter.

by Kaj Amir December 27, 2009